Saturday, October 31, 2015

I Love You No Matter What You Do


I Love You No Matter What You Do

But do you have to do so much of it?

They Rip Out Every Hair By Its Root and Yet Are Still Scared of Spiders


They Rip Out Every Hair By Its Root and Yet Are Still Scared of Spiders

What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.

Chocolate Is To Women What Duct Tape Is To Men


Chocolate Is To Women What Duct Tape Is To Men

It fixes everything!

I Love Night Shift!!!


I Love Night Shift!!!

What day is it?

Some Soulless Creature Put This Sticker one the Wall at the Airport


Some Soulless Creature Put This Sticker one the Wall at the Airport

If Having Dogs Has Taught Me Anything, It's How To Eat Cookies VERY Quietly


If Having Dogs Has Taught Me Anything, It's How To Eat Cookies VERY Quietly

Squats Down To Look In Fridge - Fitness


Squats Down To Look In Fridge - Fitness

Someone Just Called Me Normal


Someone Just Called Me Normal

I have never been so insulted in my life!

Instead of Repaying My Student Loan...


Instead of Repaying My Student Loan...

I'm returning my diploma.  It didn't work.

Not Only Am I Wearing Grumpy Pants Today


Not Only Am I Wearing Grumpy Pants Today

I have the whole outfit on and the socks to match.

If Your Phone Rings During the Concern, You Will Be Required to Go on Stage and Play the Bassoon


If Your Phone Rings During the Concern, You Will Be Required to Go on Stage and Play the Bassoon

I Don't Know How People Get Eaten by Sharks


I Don't Know How People Get Eaten by Sharks

I Mean How Do You Not Hear the Music?

Reading Can Seriously Damage Your Ignorance


Reading Can Seriously Damage Your Ignorance

Halloween Prank: Take a Picture of Your Face Pressed Against Glass


Halloween Prank:  Take a Picture of Your Face Pressed Against Glass

Laminate it, tape it to the inside of a jar and place it in the fridge.

Me When Feeling Suspiciously Relaxed: What Responsibility Have I Forgotten

Me When Feeling Suspiciously Relaxed:  What Responsibility Have I Forgotten

Police Unable to Find Students Playing Hide and Seek


Police Unable to Find Students Playing Hide and Seek

A group of students playing hide and seek in the Harris Fine Arts Center at 11pm caused a faculty member to call the University Police.  The police arrived by were not able to find any of the students.

What Is Your Happy Word


What Is Your Happy Word

Sitting in a Tree K I S S I SS I PP I


Sitting in a Tree K I S S I SS I PP I

The Most Dangerous Liars Are Those Who Think They Are Telling the Truth


The Most Dangerous Liars Are Those Who Think They Are Telling the Truth

Sorry I Mispronouced Your Baby's Name


Sorry I Mispronouced Your Baby's Name

Which name you made up.

Share If You Ever Did This to Your Pants


Share If You Ever Did This to Your Pants

Jeans with cuffs in tight folds.

Free Hugs


Free Hugs

The "It" clown in a creepy hide out built into the ground.  With a sign that says "Free Hugs".

If You Laugh A Lot When You Get Older Your Wrinkles Will Be in the Right Places


If You Laugh A Lot When You Get Older Your Wrinkles Will Be in the Right Places

Pumpkin Carved and Decorated As An ER Patient


Pumpkin Carved and Decorated As An ER Patient

Do This and Within 14 Days You Will Come Into Some Money


Get a Job

Do This and Within 14 Days You Will Come Into Some Money

Worst Halloween Decorations For a Retirement Home Ever


Worst Halloween Decorations For a Retirement Home Ever

Barn Turned Into a House


Barn Turned Into a House

Motor Cycle Wind Chill Chart


Motor Cycle Wind Chill Chart

Knee Down to Pray. Step Up to Serve. Reach Out to Rescue.


Knee Down to Pray.  Step Up to Serve.  Reach Out to Rescue.

Fancy Trolley Bus



Fancy Trolley Bus

Beware Walkers


Beware Walkers

A lawn full of handicapped walkers.

Road Through Rocky Cliffs in Yellowstone


Road Through Rocky Cliffs in Yellowstone

A Lodge at Yellowstone


Wintry View of a Lodge and an Elk at Yellowstone

Pumpkins Dressed in Overalls Fixing an Old Orange Truck


Pumpkins Dressed in Overalls Fixing an Old Orange Truck

A Little Boy and a Little girl Dressed Up Like Old People With Tiny Medical Walkers


A Little Boy and a Little girl Dressed Up Like Old People With Tiny Medical Walkers

Friday, October 30, 2015

English Games: Place the Word "Only" Anywhere In The Sentence

English Games: Place the Word "Only" Anywhere In The Sentence

She told him that she loved him.

I Too Was Once a Male Trapped in a Female Body


I Too Was Once a Male Trapped in a Female Body

But then my mother gave birth.

Poker Is Not A Popular Game Among Cameleons


Poker Is Not A Popular Game Among Cameleons

A Hulk Green Bay Packer


A Hulk Green Bay Packer

I Laugh at You and So Does My Camel

I Laugh at You and So Does My Camel

If You Think I'm a Witch, You Should See My Sister


If You Think I'm a Witch, You Should See My Sister

I Need to Lose 20 Pounds, Make $30,000, and Sleep For 4 Days


I Need to Lose 20 Pounds, Make $30,000, and Sleep For 4 Days

All by tomorrow.

Thursday, October 29, 2015

The Average Person Eats Bacon 18 Times A Year


The Average Person Eats Bacon 18 Times A Year

The average person can do much better.

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

How Do We Not Have Light Sabers Yet?


How Do We Not Have Light Sabers Yet?

It's like scientists aren't even trying.

Ethel, We're Going to Target Not Walmart!



Ethel, We're Going to Target Not Walmart!

Get those curlers out of your hair!

Just a Little Closer


Just a Little Closer

A baby glaring and making a fist at Hilary Clinton.

America Has Spent a Ridiculous Amount of Money to Retrieve Matt Damon


From Saving Private Ryan to Interstellar to The Martian, America Has Spent a Ridiculous Amount of Money to Retrieve Matt Damon.

One Dog Sniffing Another Dog Behind the Ears While It Make A Crazy Face


One Dog Sniffing Another Dog Behind the Ears While It Make A Crazy Face

Two Dogs Laying on a Couch With a Cat In a Dog Mask


Two Dogs Laying on a Couch With a Cat In a Dog Mask